diff --git a/browse/src/error-handling.ts b/browse/src/error-handling.ts
index 90bfb17f2..6c0247a04 100644
--- a/browse/src/error-handling.ts
+++ b/browse/src/error-handling.ts
@@ -7,8 +7,6 @@
 
 import * as fs from 'fs';
 
-const IS_WINDOWS = process.platform === 'win32';
-
 // ─── Filesystem ────────────────────────────────────────────────
 
 /** Remove a file, ignoring ENOENT (already gone). Rethrows other errors. */
@@ -39,24 +37,32 @@ export function safeKill(pid: number, signal: NodeJS.Signals | number): void {
 /**
  * Check if a PID is alive. Pure boolean probe — never throws.
  *
+ * Signal 0 on EVERY platform (#1952). Node maps `process.kill(pid, 0)` to an
+ * OpenProcess existence check on Windows — and on Windows the browse daemon
+ * runs under Node (dist/server-node.mjs + bun-polyfill, the documented
+ * fallback for oven-sh/bun#4253) — so the POSIX idiom is portable here.
+ *
+ * Windows used to shell out to `tasklist /FI "PID eq <pid>"` and
+ * string-match the CSV. That was wrong in two ways, both hit in production:
+ *
+ *   1. FALSE NEGATIVES UNDER LOAD (#2414/#2295): tasklist takes ~700-1700ms
+ *      on an idle box and far longer under memory pressure. A Bun.spawnSync
+ *      that hits its `timeout` still RETURNS, carrying partial stdout — so
+ *      the `.includes()` match came back false and a LIVE process was
+ *      reported dead. Callers that validate liveness before killing
+ *      (killAgentByRecord, the terminal-agent watchdog) then skipped the
+ *      kill and respawned around the survivor — one leaked terminal-agent
+ *      per tick, self-reinforcing (each orphan slows the next tasklist).
+ *   2. A console window per probe (#1952): the watchdog blinked a conhost
+ *      window into the foreground every 60s for the whole session.
+ *
+ * Signal 0 spawns nothing, cannot time out, and is orders of magnitude
+ * faster (~0.004ms vs ~270ms measured in #2414).
+ *
  * EPERM means the process EXISTS but we lack rights to signal it. That is
- * alive — returning false there makes callers that validate liveness before
- * killing (killAgentByRecord, the terminal-agent watchdog) skip the kill and
- * respawn around a survivor, leaking one process per watchdog tick (#2414,
- * #2295).
+ * alive — returning false there would reintroduce failure mode 1.
  */
 export function isProcessAlive(pid: number): boolean {
-  if (IS_WINDOWS) {
-    try {
-      const result = Bun.spawnSync(
-        ['tasklist', '/FI', `PID eq ${pid}`, '/NH', '/FO', 'CSV'],
-        { stdout: 'pipe', stderr: 'pipe', timeout: 3000, windowsHide: true }
-      );
-      return result.stdout.toString().includes(`"${pid}"`);
-    } catch {
-      return false;
-    }
-  }
   try {
     process.kill(pid, 0);
     return true;
diff --git a/browse/test/process-liveness-windows.test.ts b/browse/test/process-liveness-windows.test.ts
index d474473dc..104f23d71 100644
--- a/browse/test/process-liveness-windows.test.ts
+++ b/browse/test/process-liveness-windows.test.ts
@@ -54,16 +54,15 @@ describe('process liveness probe (Windows terminal-agent leak)', () => {
     expect(isProcessAlive(2147483646)).toBe(false);
   });
 
-  test('3. isProcessAlive spawns NO subprocess on POSIX (signal-0 path)', () => {
+  test('3. isProcessAlive spawns NO subprocess on ANY platform (signal-0, #1952)', () => {
     // The heart of the bug: a liveness probe that forks is slow enough to
     // time out, and a timed-out probe silently answers "dead". Signal 0
-    // cannot time out because it never leaves the process.
-    //
-    // Merged design note: on win32 the helper DOES keep a single hardened
-    // tasklist probe (windowsHide, bounded timeout, quoted-CSV PID match)
-    // because Bun's process.kill(pid, 0) throws ESRCH for live Windows PIDs
-    // in compiled binaries. The POSIX path stays subprocess-free.
-    if (process.platform === 'win32') return;
+    // cannot time out because it never leaves the process. Node maps
+    // process.kill(pid, 0) to an OpenProcess existence check on Windows —
+    // and the Windows daemon runs under Node (server-node.mjs +
+    // bun-polyfill), so the POSIX idiom is portable and the win32 tasklist
+    // branch is GONE (it caused both the false negatives above and the
+    // per-tick console flash of #1952).
     const origSpawn = (Bun as any).spawn;
     const origSpawnSync = (Bun as any).spawnSync;
     const spawns: string[] = [];
@@ -79,16 +78,14 @@ describe('process liveness probe (Windows terminal-agent leak)', () => {
     }
   });
 
-  test('4. no source file probes liveness via tasklist outside the central helper', () => {
-    // Static tripwire: ad-hoc tasklist existence checks scattered across src/
-    // resurrect the false-negative class (each call site re-invents the
-    // timeout/parse handling and gets it subtly wrong). The ONE sanctioned
-    // site is error-handling.ts's isProcessAlive win32 branch — centralized,
-    // windowsHide, bounded timeout, quoted-CSV `"${pid}"` match. Every other
-    // file must route through the helper.
+  test('4. no source file probes liveness via tasklist — signal-0 is the only probe (#1952)', () => {
+    // Static tripwire: a tasklist existence check ANYWHERE in src/
+    // resurrects both the false-negative class (#2414: a timed-out spawnSync
+    // still returns, with partial stdout, so a live process reads as dead)
+    // and the per-tick console flash (#1952). isProcessAlive uses
+    // process.kill(pid, 0) on every platform; nothing gets an exemption.
     const offenders: string[] = [];
     for (const { file, content } of readAllSourceFiles()) {
-      if (file === 'error-handling.ts') continue; // the canonical helper
       const code = stripComments(content);
       // `PID eq` is the existence-probe form specifically. Other tasklist
       // uses (e.g. IMAGENAME filters for browser detection) are unaffected.
diff --git a/browse/test/windows-spawn-hide.test.ts b/browse/test/windows-spawn-hide.test.ts
index 086a28657..58eb59640 100644
--- a/browse/test/windows-spawn-hide.test.ts
+++ b/browse/test/windows-spawn-hide.test.ts
@@ -39,8 +39,9 @@ describe('windowsHide on Windows-reachable spawns (#1835)', () => {
   });
 
   test('Windows-only process probes pass windowsHide', () => {
-    // tasklist in isProcessAlive — runs in polling loops.
-    expectHideNearEvery(SRC('error-handling.ts'), "'tasklist'");
+    // isProcessAlive no longer spawns anything (signal-0 on every platform,
+    // #1952) — process-liveness-windows.test.ts pins that it stays
+    // subprocess-free, which is stronger than hiding a window.
     // powershell DPAPI + tasklist in cookie import.
     const cookie = SRC('cookie-import-browser.ts');
     expectHideNearEvery(cookie, "'powershell'");