- Lead with concession (LOC is garbage, do the math anyway)
- Preempt 14 lines/day meme with historical baselines (Brooks, Jones, McConnell)
- Remove 'neckbeard' language throughout
- Add slop-scan story (Ben Vinegar, 5.24 → 1.96, 62% cut)
- David Cramer GUnit joke
- Add testing philosophy section (the real unlock)
- ASCII weekly distribution chart
- gstack telemetry section with real numbers (15K installs, 305K invocations, 95.2% success)
- Top skills usage chart
- Pick-your-priors paragraph moved earlier (the killer)
- Sharper close: run the script, show me your numbers
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